August Rush Movie Review

This movie fell on deaf ears. That is funny because the movie is about. Specifically about a family that is seperated from the birth have no clue to each others wereabouts but the song of their heart leads them to each others arms.

It was lame and corny through and through. A suprise though. My girlfriend and my bro's wife loved this movie and even I can't deny I liked the movie. I did hate the whole Oliver Twist mixed with Cats spin. I mean really be original.

In any event don't be in a RUSH to see this one. It stinks.

Disclaimer: This review is intended for logical readers namely men. If you are women drag your boyfriend to this movie. It will be the most satisfaction you get all week. He suffers for two hours and you get some enjoyment. Kind of like reversing the role of sex, but that only takes him a minute right.

The Mist - Shouldn't that be Fog

If you can manage to turn off your brain you might enjoy this movie, but if you have a critical eye you're doomed. I wouldn't say it is the typical horror movie, but it is close. A lot of stupid people taking all of the wrong actions. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

The thing that gets me the most is the title The Mist who calls it that it is fog but that movie already came out. I unwittingly thought that this movie was going to get creative with the mist and have that be scary. I was wrong the crap (monsters) and the reason behind the mist were corny. Also, to the director kids should be loveable not annoying, I was hoping for the kids demise from the onset.

If you are with your girlfriend check this movie out enough blood flow might be redirected to allow the film to be good. If not, skip this movie it can mist deez nutz. I am surprised but Stephen King movies are more often crap than not.

The Queen - Take on the Movie

This movie was pretty good. I wouldn't have ever watched it if it weren't for my Mom. It sort of felt like a cross between a documentary, trash television and a dusty home video from the back of the closet.

I am not a fan of Princess Dianna, and my opinion of her and her story is straightforward. I thought she was a slut before she died and the after she died. I don't get how a country can idolize that selfish brat. She didn't deserve any attention and I wish the Queen didn't bow to the pressure of her subjects. She was Britians version of Paris Hilton. Men spread her legs like mustard. I am going to shutup before I get myself in too much trouble.

It is amazing how quickly people embrace the creation of a Camelot Legend when someone dies. Nobody, seems to remember Princess Dianna for the selfish, exploiting, bleeeep. They remember he as a great caring person. Well for those of you who know me it is okay if you remember me for the jerk that I am. If you want to you can even walk by and spit on my grave a few times. I know I will receive a few logies from this post alone

Well as for the movie, it was good. I am not into this type of flick but if you are I am sure you will enjoy. I am glad I didn't rent, buy or go see it in the theatres. I would consider this movie trash television. I just happened to view it all the way through because it is captivating. No, I am not above that.

Mr. Magorium's Wander Emporium

This movie failed to develop a plot that the audience could really get involved. Kids will probably like it but if you are taking the kids to see this movie expect to be the parent sitting through a boring 2 hours.

The main problem was Dustin Hoffman. It was like he was playing Rainman, only this time we were suppose to view him as smart. He acted like an idiot throughout the film. It was like he had down syndrome. His character simply turned me off, and the development of all the other characters was weak as well.

Despite the amount of time each character spent on the screne, they failed to connect with the audience. Each heart warming scene simply fail to captivate movie goers. For now go try your luck with The Bee Movie or Fred Clause if you have to take the kids to see something.

Sorry, I thought this would be a great movie too.

Beowulf Animated Movie

The animation in Beowulf was awesome, but the acting wasn't animated at all. I still think this is an important movie to see. It is not because it is good though, but because it is a way to be a part of history, more on this later. There are some very cheesy scenes. Especially, when he gets naked. This kind of ruined the movie because there was a loud obnoxious "female dog lady" behind us who had to laugh histerically for about ten minutes every time they blocked his crotch. There was also a bunch of bratty kids that kept stomping through the theatre. My brother had enough balls to yell at them towards the end of the movie. Which brings the question how can parents so miserably fail kids nowadays. SLAP THOSE BRATS!!!!

Well, this movie maybe a turning point in history. This is the point where we find out if writers and animators have the ability to replace actors. Animators will definitely be able to represent animation that is true to life. I could tell some things were animated but there were scenes where I was confused. The question is whether they will be able to animate characters expression where they will cross cultural barriers, convey emotion, and move the audience.

I have not been able to decide whether it was the actors in Beowulf that failed or the animators. It is kind of funny that actors are helping train the animators to develop characters that may one day replace them. I wander if animators and writers will be the future famous people or will we still depend on actors and actresses to fulfil this function in society. After all people need to aspire to be something.

I'd again like to think my brother for speaking out and thank all those who have the courage to do the same.

My Sweet Sweet Girl

Unfortunately, my darling girlfriend can never wait to give a gift. This means I got one of my X-mas gifts early. The good news is that the gift will help me improve the blog. Hooray. She got me a digital camera. This means I can bring you fun pictures from my life. I most warn there probably won't be many pictures as my life isn't that fun. I'd like to thank my beautiful girlfriend for the great gift. She is the best, but next time wait 'til Christmas.

The camera she purchased is the Kodak C763. She also got a great deal on the camera. I have been gloating on her a lot. I'll stop. The only negative aspect to my girlfriend as she works in the financial department of a wharehouse that sells a lot of MSG. To tranlate she always smells like chicken soup. Sometimes when I'm with her I don't know if I am horny or just hungry. It's wierd.

LETS GO BLUES!!!!!!

I went to the Blues vs Red Wings game tonight it was awesome. The Blues put in four in one period They were down 2-0 at the end of the first period and the Blues just cameback and poored it on. The funniest part of the game was win the crowd started chanting WE WANT TACOS. Apparently, if they score five goals in a home game you can bring your ticket back the next day for a free taco.

The seats were awesome as well. I got to sit in a suite for the first time. It had a bar and food. I couldn't particpate i any of that though considering my cholesterol. It would have been a blast if I could have participated in all the greasy food and booze. It was a great experience in any event. The thing even had a plasma screen in the corner, it's own bathroom and comfortable seats. What a night.

MONSTER TRUCK RALLEY, OH YEAH!!!!!

I went to a monster truck ralley last night. It was really cool. I though the highlight was the guys jumping bikes. They did some really neat tricks. I really can't beleive they would be so dangerous. There wasn't a lot of room and they were almost bashing into the scoreboard. As soon as they landed the jump they had to hit the breaks to avoid crashing into the wall. They even hit it a few times and tore up the bleachers.

The trucks were of course loud and put out the exhaust. It would have been fun to tie some enviromentalist down to the seats and force them to watch the show. GREENHOUSE EFFECT, GREENHOUSE EFFECT!!!! THE PAIN, THE AGONY!!!. It would have been even better if they ran over a few trees. I do like the environment, I'd just sacrifice a little of it to torture the green party. JUST KIDDING. I would like you to notice that in the picture this is an American truck smashing European cars.

As a safety bulletin if you take your kids to one of these bring a dust mask at least. If you don't they're going to get brain damage. That place was pretty toxic. Other than that seeing BIGFOOT is good wholesome family fun. IT"S CAR SMASHING TIME!!!!!

Clause: "Fred he's not bad"

I have to admit that it is a bit odd that HOLLYWOOD is already sparking up the X-mas movies. What's that about. The thing that stinks the most is that I already have to listen to a barrage of Christmas songs if I go shopping. Once again, proving that shopping on-line is great. Terrific even.

Well what about the movie Fred Clause? I liked it for the most part. It was a break from the stereo-typical X-mas movie. It still fit the roll but Santa was a little different and a few other minor things. It played on the idea of a troubled family. There were some really funny parts, and beleive it or not the previews I've seen don't really destroy those scenes. Wow, the HOLLYWOOD machine didn't let us see the whole movie before we went to the show for a change. I know you might not beleive me but it is true.

I would recommend going to see this movie. The downside of the movie; the elves were creepy, and Santa's Little Helper could have made way more appearances and been put in some provactive poses. Come on give the adults something already. A little reward for taking some screaming brats to the show can't hurt anybody. Give a deserving man a break it prevents child abuse. All-in-all not much to complain about.

BEE Movie Renamed A Movie

I liked it a lot. It was good. At first, I thought it was going to be the same as ANT, but I was wrong. I am not going to tell anybody that the film was outrageously funny. It was funny but that is not what made this a great movie.

The film was good because it was relaxing. It had an easy to follow story line. I chuckled every once in a while and it delivered a conclusion. The film makers kept it simple and it worked.

GO SEE THIS MOVIE IT ROCKS IN A quiet way. END GAME.