B&B Wildwood Movie Theaters Review

I recommend this theater. I say that because I am about to complain about a few things.

Alight, the main thing is the Marquee Suites. To start I went up a number of times and it is hard to catch a movie in the suites. They need to develop a better way to let you know when to come see a show in the suites. I went to this theater five times before I could catch the movie I wanted to see in the suites.

Overall, I liked the Marquee suites. I like drinking, and having a place to set my drink. I don't like that you can't take drinks into movies not in the Marquee area, that sucks. Just give me a plastic cup and let me be on my way, Galaxy in Chesterfield does.

The location is great. The setup of the theater is awkward. I do not like buying my tickets at the concession stand and the automated ticket machines were broken twice. It tells you your card is declined, but really it is the machine. This really pissed me off the first time because I made a phone call to my bank.

After complaining about the improvement they need to make I will say this area is the best date spot. You can either walk to this theater or walk around once you get there because it is in a very scenic area. Table three and the Wildwood hotel (in case you plan on drinking not cheating) are right across the street as well as Indigo Joe's. A little further away are Twist (yogurt bar) and Coldstone creamery. There is also a little sushi joint or hit up Dierbergs for some sushi to eat outside. The only thing to improve this are would be to have a picnic area somewhere.

X Men First Class

Why? The problem I had with this movie is that it is inconsistent with the other movies. I could forgive the run in with Wolverine. I could easily look past that, but when you have inconsistencies like Magneto's helmet surprising Professor X in a later movie I am going to have to pick up on the shit that just fell off the writer's pen.

To some extent the movie was fun. If you are not nerdy like me, you should enjoy this flick. There are a lot of cool scenes. Some of the mutants are not that entertaining as well. I do have to say this movie almost inadvertently gives a great back drop on the Beast. For that alone it is worth seeing.

I recommend seeing this one in the theater but for the hardcore among you, expect a few disappointments.

Hangover 2 Over the Top

This might be a sign that I am getting old but I thought Hangover 2 was over the top. I thought the first movie was tastefully indiscreet. This made the first Hangover funny. The second one slapped trani penis in front of your face and half of the script was a variation of the f-word.

I thought the crack dealing monkey was pretty funny and there were a few scenes that cracked me up but overall it sucked. The reaction to events and the way people responds to the movie was also unrealistic. The story line was horse shit to say the least.

I wish the first one stood alone as a classic. The second Hangover is stinky taint.

Tron Movie Review

Alright this is a tricky one my wife loved and I was a bit bored. I thought it was like a half assed matrix. There was also a character like Mr Mistoffelees in the movie and it pissed me off. To do a little more bitching the founder of Tron was too much of a poofta for me to respect. There were some cool parts and affect but overall it wasn't worth the price of admission. It is worth that my wife now likes to pretend her car is one of those motorcycles. It makes me laugh every time she hits the gas yells "Tron" then weave through traffic. I should video tape her.

Wall E Movie Review

This movie sucked. It was about commercialism, pollution and big fat lazy Americans. Another propaganda movie for liberals to make more of that what is actually produced. I feel the headache already.

Well this is a movie about a little trash compacting robot. It wasn't really very cute at all. While on earth it develops a personality and after some time falls in love with a plant seeking robot named Eve. They then try to re-introduce that fat American consumer to the simple joys of life like walking. Empowering isn't it?

The nemesis is a evil super robot following the final orders condemning the earth as doomed. Despite the new evidence suggesting otherwise, a plant, the super robot is bent on thwarting the efforts of the captain, Eve and Wall E. If you want to see it waste your money. That is up to you.

Wanted Movie Review

The previews actually help this movie out a lot. The premise is stupid as the previews demonstrate and there are a lot of outrageously unbelievable scenes. This lowers the expectations of the audience enough that the movie is actually enjoyable. I am a bit disappointed that these movies are appearing to be Hollywood's next take on entertainment. First Jumper now this. I think the idea is to compete with the comic book industry. After sitting through this your a loser now a superhuman killing machine type of deal I was longing for the next Shawshank Redemption.

Well back to this film. There is one thing that will blow you mind once seen, and the action that is taken by the heroin is just mind boggling. The end really ticked me off because for a bunch of assassins, the people are a bunch of dumb asses. This movie is entertaining all that being said. It is always fun watching cheesy scenes of people getting blown away. They spent a little too much time with the training of our newly formed assassin. They could have also exploited the scenes with his former life a little more. That would have been great. That part was funny. Keep in mind dentistry when your watching this movie for a good laugh. There is a real subtle joke.

Unfortunately, for Wanted is most people will use that word in reference to seeing this movie. There are too many good movie in the theatres right now to go see this movie. I can't wait until I get a chance to see Wall E. That movie is reserved for my girlfriend. I narrowly avoided having to see Sex in the City so I am going to make sure she gets to see this with me. The good thing is i am looking forward to Wall E, it looks like it will be good. If you haven't scene Get Smart that is still my top pick. To close I have to say that I am a bit confused about the title of Wanted. I don't know what that word had to do with the film. There wasn't a major theme with the police. Maybe it had something to do with the rogue assassin.

Good Luck Chuck Movie Review

A lot of people will want to buy this based on the fact that it is one of the best rated R films ever as far as boobs and sex. They show a lot of action. I didn't expect that and frankly I didn't want to see it, and I am not opposed to these types of scenes in films. My thing is that the amount of nudity blind sided me and it stunk because I was in company that made me feel uncomfortable.

I really wish the film would have indicated that there would be this type of humor. It definitely shouldn't have been R rate. NC-17 would have fit this film nicely. It really aggravates me that this movie got the rating it did. I was using that to gauge how risky it would be and it went way over the rated R edge.

Now saying that there were some scenes I laughed at despite the extreme awkwardness. I think it would have been funnier if I had watched it in different company. Now that you've been warned about the film you can make an informed decision. The cover is illusive and I would recommend staying away on the ground that the makers of the film are deceptive. Call me what you will.

Just remember to me this is not a moral issue in as far as the content but more for the fact the film presents the illusion that it is something else. I wouldn't even consider this a romantic comedy it was so sexually graphic.