American Idol Review

I only watch the first few episodes of this show. It is the only part that is entertaining to me. The thing is that I don't want to watch but my eyes just stray towards the television. I actually hate it everytime they pass somebody through. I just want the flogging to continue to the end.

The best was when they let the pair of singers in that was the strangest thing I have ever seen. Then there was the virgin who had the crazy necklace thing. What was the key and the heart thing about. What was his dad doing with the heart, is he trying to raise a homosexual. He could sing though, I don't care what they said.

Well the train wrecks that make their way to television will never cease to suprise me. Well,I guess it is like being hit by a bus, and living. It hurts so bad to get hit but it feels so good to be alive. The premise of American Idol in a nutshell.

Mother Of All Pagents Review

The bad news is we're having shit for dinner tonight, the good news is that there is a lot of it. Watching this show literally made me want to blow my brains out. It is crap. It didn't take me long to form my opinion. I don't think I made it to one comercial break. As a matter of fact the show has just gotten started and I am already wriing my review, and I don't have control of the clicker.

It is like watching an old woman undress. I just can't take my eyes off of it, it is like being in shock. You just hope that it ends and you don't end up nailing the old hag.

Well now they're working out as the competition. It is like they can't pull enough bodies out of this train wreck. I've never seen anything more awkward in my life. It is almost more awkward than the spelling of the word awkward. Sorry, I can't help it what does this show imply about America?

Are people really entertained by these peoples' tragedy and shallowness. Really can it get worse than a bunch of crap people judging other crap people. The judgement being passed might actaully be interpreted as advice. I don't want anybody listening to these judges.

A little addition they cut sashes off each other at the end of the show, and everybody cries. This show couldn't be any worse, and nobody learns anything from being on these shows. People on reality shows typically only display what losers they are. The only thing this show is the mother of all %#!@ ups.